Wet Kitties. There just nothing like a wet cat or wet kitties. (Perhaps it's good cats have 9 lives). A wet cat does not look like a cat. A wet dog looks like a wet dog. A wet kitty Looks more like an A-L-I-E-N than a feline.
A Wet Dog Still Looks Like a Dog
Yep. It's a dog. Swimming and wet.
And yep. It's still a dog. Dry and happy.
A Wet Kitty is Another Story
That's right. Wet kitties just don't look the same as they do when dry and happy.
Alien Wet Kitty Cat 1
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"What are you doing? Why are you pulling my body apart? No wait. That water's cold! It's wet! I'm a kitty cat, I hate getting wet!!"
Alien Wet Kitty Cat 2
"You cannot hold me here! I am a prince on my planet. Heads
will roll. You will be held accountable for your deplorable
actions toward me. Water! What were you thinking!"
Alien Wet Kitty Cat 3
"You lied to me! You promised to pamper me. You said you would treat me to something special! Water! Soap!! Shampoo!!! And Conditioner!!!!"
Alien Wet Kitty Cat 4
"I came to you as an emissary of peace. I trusted you. I placed myself in your hands to develop greater understanding between the races of our planets. And look what you've done!"
Alien Wet Kitty Cat 5
"No! You cannot make me talk! I will never divulge the coordinates of my planet defenses. I am loyal! (And very wet! What have you done to me?"
Alien Wet Kitty Cat 6
"You remember the move 'Rocky'? 'Ain't gonna be no rematch'. That's right! Wait 'til I get done wit' you.!! You can't stop me, not even with water!!"
Alien Wet Kitty Cat 7
"How can you be so cruel? Stop it I say! What are you doing? I'm allergic to water! Yes, that's it! I'm allergic to water. It give me a rash. It slows my breathing. Stop!"
Alien Wet Kitty Cat 8
"You said you were friends! Look what you've done? How could you do this to me? Gotta get a way. Gotta get away!! Gotta get away!!!
Alien Wet Kitty Cat 9
"What does it all mean? After all our progress it comes to this? Is there no hope for detente? What? What are you offering me? Really?