Wet Kitty Cats

Wet Kitties. There just nothing like a wet cat or wet kitties. (Perhaps it's good cats only have 9 lives). A wet cat does not look like a cat. A wet dog looks like a wet dog. A wet kitty Looks more like an A-L-I-E-N than a feline.

A Wet Dog Still Looks Like a Dog

Yep. It's a dog. Swimming and wet.

golden retriever swimming with a stick

And yep. It's still a dog. Dry and happy.

happy attentive blond retriever dog

A Wet Kitty is Another Story

That's right. Wet kitties just don't look the same as they do when dry and happy.

Alien Wet Kitty Cat 1

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"What are you doing? Why are you pulling my body apart? No wait. That water's cold! It's wet! I'm a kitty cat, I hate getting wet!!"

Alien Wet Kitty Cat 2

"You cannot hold me here! I am a prince on my planet. Heads will roll. You will be held accountable for your deplorable actions toward me. Water! What were you thinking!"

Alien Wet Kitty Cat 3

"You lied to me! You promised to pamper me. You said you would treat me to something special! Water! Soap!! Shampoo!!! And Conditioner!!!!"

Alien Wet Kitty Cat 4

"I came to you as an emissary of peace. I trusted you. I placed myself in your hands to develop greater understanding between the races of our planets. And look what you've done!"

Alien Wet Kitty Cat 5

"No! You cannot make me talk! I will never divulge the coordinates of my planet defenses. I am loyal! (And very wet! What have you done to me?"

Alien Wet Kitty Cat 6

"You remember the move 'Rocky'? 'Ain't gonna be no rematch'. That's right! Wait 'til I get done wit' you.!! You can't stop me, not even with water!!"

Alien Wet Kitty Cat 7

"How can you be so cruel? Stop it I say! What are you doing? I'm allergic to water! Yes, that's it! I'm allergic to water. It give me a rash. It slows my breathing. Stop!"