Travel to Far Away Places

This year I plan to travel to far away places. I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone else. I've also never been in Cognito in my travels. I hear no one recognizes you there.

In Transit to Far Away Places

I would like to take a trip, and go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have, however, been in Sane. It's not very far away actually. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

In my travels, I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I am in that place where I am in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

travel suitcase

Favorite Travel Places

One of my favorite places to travel to is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! It's a wonderful, perhaps far away place. At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

Do you like to travel to far away places too?  Did you know today is National Mental Health Day?  At least I think it is.  Anyway, you can share your joy of travel with your unstable friends too, just tell them about these wonderful places.

From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty well in mine!

World Travel Signs Language Barriers

As you travel the world, native languages and cultures each have their own unique grammar and word phrasing. When these are translated for English speaking tourists, the results can be surprising, and funny.

Hotel Travel Signs:

Italy:  This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude

Paris:  Please leave your values at the front desk.

Yugoslavia:  The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

Japan:  You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Moscow:   (Hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery). You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

Bucharest:  The lift is being fixed for the next day. During the time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Belgrade:  To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

Lisbon:  If you wish disinfection enacted in your presence, please ring for the chambermaid.

Rome:  Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire come out.

France:  A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trousers.

Moscow:  If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

Zurich:  Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

China:  (Hotel lift)ur head carefully.

Japan:  (Air conditioner). Cools and Heats: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

Restaurant & Bar Travel Signs and Menus:

Athens:  A superb and inexpensive restaur expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Switzerland:  Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Poland:  Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in beaten up in the country people's fashion.

Tanzania:  Coffee shop. Where you can relax and hold your breath.

Tokyo:  Special cocktails for ladies with nuts.

Norway:  Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

beach travel signs

Shopping Signs:

Hong Kong:  (Tailor). Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

Paris:  (Dress shop). Dresses for street walking.

Tokyo:  Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

Rhodes:  (Tailor). Order your summers suit.  Because is big rush we will execute you summarily.

Copenhagen:  (Airline ticket office). We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Morocco:  'English well speaking" and "Here speeching American."

Public Service Signs:

Shanghai:  "If you are stolen, call the police at once."

Rome:  (Laundry). Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Budapest:  (Zoo). Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Tokyo:  (Car Rental). When passenger food, give it to the guard on duty.

Tokyo:  (Car Rental). When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

Russia:  (Newspaper). There will be a Moscow exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Czechoslovakia:  Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages.

England:  Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 AM daily.

Professional Services Signs:

Hong Kong:  (Dentist). Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

Rome:  (Doctor). Specialist in women and other diseases.

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