New findings in the chemical world
New discoveries are continually being added to the Chemical Periodic Table of Elements. Most notable are the two new chemical elements, Wo, and XY. That is, WOMAN, and MAN, respectively. Each has unique attributes and physical properties, that react or combine when placed closely together.
New Chemical Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 135 (more or less, usually more)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possess strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Top Attributes: Strong constitution, able to juggle multiple Kd (element Kid), XY (element MAN), and Jb (element Job) simultaneously. Can be soft and cuddly when treated with respect and provided a safe environment to flourish.
New Chemical Element: MAN Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 (+/- 100)
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape when heated. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged periods of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on demand.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Top Attributes: More advanced specimens accept responsibilities readily, responding with confidence and creative, appropriate actions. Is capable of strong leadership in a familial setting, especially in union with Wo (element WOMAN).