Different Hymns for Different Folks
What's your favorite hymn? You know, hymns, those songs with 4 verses, or stanzas if you prefer. And a chorus, or refrain. The ones you know the first two verses, and the last verse, since you never sing the third verse. So, what's your favorite hymn?
The Dentist's Hymn:......................Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn...........There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
The Contractor's Hymn....................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn........................There is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn....................Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn...................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Tax Agent's Hymn.....................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn........................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn...................Send the Light
The Shopper's Hymn.......................Sweet By and By
The Realtor's Hymn............ .I've Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop
The Pilot's Hymn.........................I'll Fly Away
The Paramedic's Hymn.....................Revive Us Again
The Judge's Hymn.........................Almost Persuaded
The Psychiatrist's Hymn..................Just A Little Talk With Jesus
The Architect's Hymn.....................How Firm A Foundation
The Credit Card Telemarketer's Hymn......A Charge To Keep I Have
The Zookeeper's Hymn.....................All Creatures of Our God &King
The Postal Worker's Hymn.................So Send I You
The Waiter's Hymn........................Fill My Cup, Lord
The Gardener's Hymn......................Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming
The Lifeguard's Hymn.....................Rescue the Perishing
The Criminal's Hymn......................Search Me, O God
The Baker's Hymn.....................When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
The Shoe Repairer's Hymn.................It Is Well With My Soul
The Travel Agent's Hymn..................Anywhere With Jesus
The Geologist's Hymn.....................Rock of Ages
The Hematologist's Hymn.................Are You Washed in the Blood?
The Men's wear Clerk's Hymn................Blest Be the Tie
The Umpire's Hymn........................I Need No Other Argument
The Librarian's Hymn.....................Whispering Hope
Now, for those who speed on the highway, a few hymns just for you:
70 mph...............God Will Take Care of You
80 mph...............Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
90 mph...............Nearer My God to Thee
100 mph..............Nearer Still Nearer
110 mph..............This World Is Not My Home
120 mph..............Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 130 mph.........Precious Memories