How to Be Green

How to be environmentally green is all the rage. It's the hot topic at the hairdresser, in the pub, and in both the city and the country. You might think this is a Gen-X or Gen-Y phenomenon, but it's roots run much deeper. Read on for a conversation between the generations about "Being Green".

How to be Green, What's this "Green Thing?"

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she didn't know how to be green, and should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this  GREEN  THING  back in my earlier days."  "Are you sure you really know how to be green young lady?".

The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."

She was right -- our generation didn't have the "GREEN  THING" in its day.  'Course we did know how to be green, we just didn't call it that.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the "GREEN  THING" back in our day.  We just knew how to be green.

green rose bushes and green fingers

We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the  "GREEN  THING" in our day.  We just knew how to be green.

Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right. We didn't have the  "GREEN  THING" in our day.  We just knew how to be green.

"Being Green", "That Green Thing"

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana . In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right. We didn't have the  "GREEN  THING"  back then.   We just knew how to be green.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the "GREEN  THING" back then.   We just knew how to be green.

round greeen spike plants

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were?
If you're an "older person", please share this story with a "younger person".  It's not too late to teach them how to be green!


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