Some of our favorite rum cake recipes are a bit stronger than others, if you know what I mean. Well, you get the idea. It's not just the secret ingredient, it the amount of that rum and how you include it while preparing your rum cake.
Holiday Rum Cake Recipe
1 or 2 quarts of rum
1 cup of butter
1 tsp. of sugar
2 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
1 tbsp baking powder
1 tsp soda
a squeeze of lemon juice
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 1/2 cup flour
1/2 cup of pecans
Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now, go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl and get your measuring cup ready. Check the rum again. It must be JUST RIGHT.
To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With and electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl, add 1 seaspoon of thugar, and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure the rum is of the finest quality. Try another cup. Open second quart, if necessary.
Add two arge leggs, 2 cupps fried druit, and beat till high. If druit gets stuk in beatters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Simple the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next, sift 1/2 pint of lemon joice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar or wathever color you can find. Wix mel. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pur the whole mess into the coven and ake. Check the rum again, and bo to ged.
~ By Bill Worrell
Liquor Over the Holidays
"Alcohol does not make you fat."
"It makes you lean."
"You lean against tables, chairs, floors, walls, and other people."
"No matter how old you are, and empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with!"
"Welcome to my mind."
"Please fasten your seat belt, and keep your arms and legs in at all times"
"Don't feed the animals, drink the water, or
talk to the voices."
"Life is getting too complicated. I want to be 5 again!"
"Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's just nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror."
"Welcome to my mind."
"Life is getting too complicated."
"I want to be 5 again!"
"Friends are sometimes the fruitcakes in your life. Some are nutty. Some are soaked in alcohol. Some are firm. Some are sweet. But altogether, they are great to have in your life.