Why is English such a tough language? Why is English one of the hardest languages to learn? Mastering the nuances and nuisance's can be baffling and daunting. Other languages often follow simple, logical rules. English is filled with more complex compilations. "I" before "E", "Except After C". What! See how well you can read the lines which follow.
Why the English Language is Hard to Learn
English is a confusing language for many folks that begin life hearing, speaking, and learning other languages. It's so easy to alternate your alternatives with English. For instance, you can be deliberately deliberate. Or even make an entrance through the entrance. Nouns, verbs, and adjectives are not always clear. One moment they make sense, the next minute a minute detail changes the whole conversation.
Here's some fun English words:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
Shall we Pick Up the Pace of Your Pace?
Notice how the wind makes the ribbon wind around the maypole.
And always be a careful sewer when using needle and thread, otherwise you might as well trash your work in the sewer.
Or if you through it away, the garbage collector may refuse your refuse.
If you need a break from your daily career, you can start by putting your golf clubs in the car and go putting.
Keeping active like that is really important too. Otherwise you could become and invalid, the the country club could consider your membership invalid.
If you like other pursuits, like studying history for example, you could research your library and the internet, and sees images, or even a plaque illustrating The Plague.
When the day is done, be kind to your neighbors and family, offering and evening temperament in the evening.
Speaking English can be Really Challenging
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass
Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear, Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation--think of Psyche! Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict.Finally, which rhymes with enough: Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!
But Wait, There's More
Now I surely will not plague you, With such words as plaque and argue. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour, And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury.
Are You Tongue Tied Speaking English Yet?
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor
Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
How Well do You Speak English?
Once you've learned to correctly pronounce every word in the following poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. If you find it tough going, do not despair, you are not alone: Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquarters near Paris found English to be an easy language... until they tried to pronounce it.
To help them discard an array of accents, the verses below were devised.
After trying them, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months at hard labor to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.
Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse, Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.)