Eat More Chicken

Who would believe such a small group of three cows painting signs could become so famous?  Maybe more famous than Mrs. O'Leary's cow in Chicago, Borden's Elise the cow, or Yvonne, the Bavarian bovine who amazed Germany with her skills escaping her electric fence surroundings.

Eat More Chicken

"Eat More Chicken", or "Eat Mor Chikin" depending on your viewpoint. It's a great picture! With their presence on websites aroundthe world, our friends, the funny cows, are actually the advertising genius from the Chick-fil-A restaurant group.

funny animal picture eat more chicken The award-winning “Eat Mor Chikin®” Cow campaign has become almost as synonymous with Chick-fil-A as the original Chick-fil-A® ChickenSandwich itself. The campaign made its debut as a three-dimensional billboard campaign in 1995, and today, the Chick-fil-A Cows and the EatMor Chikin campaign have enjoyed such widespread public success that the chain has turned the theme into a long-standing, fully integrated marketing program.

Cows of the World

In America:

  • You have two cows.
  • You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
  • You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

In South Africa:

  • You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime.
  • Then you steal someone else s cows and shoot the owner.

In Zimbabwe:

  • A farmer has two cows.
  • You take over his farm and eat both cows.
  • Then wait for the international community to supply more.

In Japan:

  • You have two cows.
  • You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
  • You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

In Germany:

  • You have two cows.
  • You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years.
  • And they eat once a month and milk themselves.

In Britain:

  • You have two cows.
  • Both are mad.
  • Don't drink the milk!

cow licking nose

In India:

  • You have two cows.
  • You consider them special.
  • You pray to them for food.

In Italy:

  • You have two cows.
  • But you don't know where they are.
  • You break for lunch,
  • With wine.

In Russia:

  • You have two cows.
  • You count them and learn you have 5 cows.
  • You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
  • You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
  • You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

In Switzerland:

  • You have 5000 cows.
  • None of them belong to you.
  • You charge others for storing them.

In China:

  • You have two cows.
  • You have 300 people milking them.
  • You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

In Australia:

  • You have two cows.
  • The kids love their pet cows.

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