Duck Crossing Crosswalk?

It's tough crossing the street when you are a duck.animated duck waddlinganimated duck waddlinganimated duck waddling
With those short little legs and web feet.
And little ducklings to guide and direct.

Duck Crossing Sign

It's especially tough when crossing with your family.  Good thing some towns and villages are helping out now, with their newly installed "Duck Crossing" signs!

funny duck crossing street sign

And Geese in an Parking Lot

Yes, let's Go with Geese Too! And their baby goslings!! (Lost in a Parking Lot)

2 geese crossing a parking lot

Kids Duck Jokes (& Grown Up Groaners)

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because he was jealous of the chicken.

Q: Why does a duck say quack?
A: Because it can’t say moo.

A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low flying airplane coming right for them. So the man yells: “DUCK!!!!” and the duck yells back at the man with an angry face: “MAN!!!!”

Q: What time does a duck wake up at?
A: At the quack of dawn!!

Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky

Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack this case.

Q: Why don’t ducks fly upside down?
A: Because they don’t want to QUACK up.

Q: Why did the duck tell you a joke?

A: Because he wanted to QUACK you up!

A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, “Cash or check?” and the duck says, “Just put it on my bill.”

ducks in a parking lot

Funny Ducks - Maybe

Q: Where did the duck lose his feathers?
A: Down town.

Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?

A: A wise quacker.

"Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a duck."

"You better bring her in to see me straight away."

"I can't do that - she's already flown south for the winter."

Q: What does a duck do first when making an omelette?

A: He quacks some eggs.

Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?
A: Count Duckula

Q: Where did the duck lose his feathers?
A: Down town.

Q: Why do ducks watch the weather?

A: For the feather forecast.

A duck goes into a bar and says, 'I would like a drink. I am old enough.'
The bartender replies, 'You need to be able to prove who you are.'
The duck pulls out a mirror. He looks in it, nods his head, and says, 'Yep, that's me.'

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