Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Crash

Dr. Seuss explains computers crash.  They mash you. Bash you. To no avail. Then next you wonder, ponder and guess; you must be still to comprehend. You tap the keys, you wiggle the mouse, you tap the screen but nothing's seen. You check the cord and the power strip, it's not a Ford or flower tip.

Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Crash

What can you do, quick as a flash, read on my friend to see the end.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash; and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

dr seuss cat in a hat

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

Dr. Seuss Ponders

How did it get so late so soon?
It's night before it's afternoon.
December is here before it's June.
My goodness how the time has flewn.
How did it get so late so soon?

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"I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one hundred percent!"

"Don't give up. I believe in your all. A person's a person, no matter how small."

“ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!”

"Well, I'll try my best: Sally, Chairman, Hildy, Helga, Hula, Heidi, and Hedy. Miss Yelp. Dr. Larue, Burt from accounting, Mrs. McGillicuddy, Mr. FarFloogin of the Cloogin FarFloogins. And wasn't there an old guy in a shower?"

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