What keeps you up at night? No, not worry, each day has enough of that. No, what keeps you up at night because you wonder about it. "Wonder", that amazing moment when you pause, stare into space, and, well, wonder why stuff is the way it is. And, what could it be? And, where did that come from!
I wonder if:
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
I wonder, is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Just wondering, what do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
I wonder, when dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
I wonder why . . .
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
Wonder how does the guy who drives the snowplow gets to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
I wonder about . . .
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
I wonder, if a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
I wonder why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
These things make me wonder a lot. Do they make you wonder too?
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