Don't Drink And Fly

What does that mean, don't drink and fly? This Halloween, beware and watch out for witches flying on their brooms.  Be especially aware of any witches who drink and fly, 'cause everyone knows you don't drink and fly!

Don't Drink and Fly !!

(Best to keep your feet on the ground for trick or treating, not flying around the neighborhood on a broom)   wink, wink.


don't drink and fly witch flies into tree

Halloween Quotes

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
"And spiders, it's okay to fear spiders!"
"And broccoli, yes, fearing broccoli and brussel sprouts is good."
"And goblins, ghouls, and zombies that go bump in the night!"

Halloween Diet

"My diet on Halloween, October 31st"
"99 percent Halloween Candy. "1 percent real food."

Halloween Poem

"Hip Hip Hooray, Halloween is Near."
"It's not the ghoulies, ghosties, or monsters I fear,"
"It's the 10 pounds of candy"
"That will go to my rear!!"

Halloween Bliss

"If you are reading this,"
"Then you are blissfully unaware,"
"Of what's creeping up behind you!"

Halloween is not Just for Kids

"You're never too old to beg for free candy"

Halloween Laughter

"Laugh and the world laughs with you."
"Cackle maniacally and people back away from you slowly."

More Halloween Fun



Why was the Mummy so Tense?

Because he was all wrapped up!


"No ma'am, you cannot buy just an eye of Newt".

"You have to buy the Whole Newt!"


What do skeletons say before eating?

Bone appetite.


Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie?

He didn't have the guts for it!



happy smiling pumpkin cartoon

Halloween Characters



WARNING SIGN:  Witch Property

Trespassers will be used as ingredients in the stew brew.


Who was the most famous ghost detective?

Sherlock Moans.  (ba da bing)


It's Halloween once again.

That means I'm one day closer to getting my Senior Discounts!




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