Why is Life Like it is?

Did you ever wonder why Swiss Cheese is full of holes?  Did you ever wonder why there is a hole in the middle of a doughnut?  Then why isn't there a hole in the middle of a quarter?  And can you use a cat to clean your toilet?  These are a few of things we wonder about.


God's Pharmacy

Have you heard the phrase, "eat lots of sweet potatoes", part of God's Pharmacy? It's been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals . . .

English is a Tough Language to Learn

The English Language!  "The bandage was wound around the wound."  "The farm was used to produce produce!"  "The dump was . . .

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Learn to Relax

Have you learned to relax?  Here's a relaxing idea.

Best School Excuses

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please excuse John being absent yesterday.

The Human Brain

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.  THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

Notice the Notice

To make things easier for all of us please notice this Important Notice About Notices.  You may not have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice. We notice that some of our notices have not been noticed.

How to Clean Your Toilet with a Cat

To clean your toilet, put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.  Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the  bathroom.

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The Mental Health Hotline

"Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are maniac depressive . . .

Life's Ultimate Truths

A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.   A perfectionist is one who takes great pains.

The Preacher and Billy

One Sunday morning, the preacher noticed little Billy was staring up at the plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

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Coffee, Carrots, and an Egg

What can you learn from these three simple foods?

Universal Grade Change Request Form

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:  The person who copied my paper made a better grade than I did.

Blind Retail Associate

A woman goes into a large retail chain store to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is an "associate" standing there with dark shades on.

Have you pondered about life?

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.  Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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The Law of Mechanical Repair

When working under your car, after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will itch, and you'll have the sudden urge to go to the bathroom.

Life it Just Too Short

I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back.. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible.  After all life is too short to be too rigid.

Have You Ever Wondered

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?  If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?  Is it OK to use . . .

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