Funny Computer Stories and Tech Jokes

Remember the time before computers?  Me neither.  If you are young enough, they've been around your whole life.  If your old enough, your memory is not as good as it used to be.  And computers, geek-dom, and technology are great sources of funny stories and jokes.

Last Page of the Internet

Yes, you've been surfing the net for years, and have finally accomplished it. You've reached the last page, the end of the internet.

CREATION:  DOS Version 1.1

c:\let there be light!
c:\God <enter>

Dr Seuss cat in a hat

Funny Answering Machines

"Hi. John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."

Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk . . . crash?

New Spell Checker

I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see

I Need Tech Support!

Dear Tech Support:  Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

The Millennium Bug of New Year's 2000

Speaking of your memory, do you remember all the preparation for the Millennium Bug and the great computer meltdown, as the century rolled over, at midnight, December 31, 1999?; Do you remember the great scare that all computers worldwide would just shut down?  What really happened at the turn of the century on that fateful night?

funny man typing y2k bug

Chia Pet Computer

Well, actually, it's not really a "Chia Pet".  It's more of a, well, sort of, a, well, what is it?

Microsoft and General Motors

Comparing the computer industry with the auto industry:   "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

Where's the Mouse?

You rely on your mouse.  You use it for all your surfing, click, click, double-click . . . And then you have no mouse.

"They say one of a baby's first non-verbal forms communication is pointing. Clicking must be somewhere just after that."

I Don't Understand My Computer

Do you understand your computer?  Have you ever wondered why you need a CPU, a Central Processing Unit?  And why is a Backup System so critical?

Ever See a Net Coffee Pot?

It's the perfect gift for your obsessive net-surfing friends, those who also love their coffee but can't pull themselves away from the computer screen long enough to go get it.

Press Any Key

You've been typing along as usual, when your computer locks up.  It's time to reboot.  Again.  For the fourth time today.  You're frustrated - just press any key.

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