Funny Computer Stories and Tech Jokes

Computers, geek-dom, and technology are great sources of funny stories and jokes. Remember the time before computers?  Me neither.  If you are young enough, they've been around your whole life.  If your old enough, your memory is not as good as it used to be.

The End of the Internet

Yes, you've been surfing the net for years, and have finally accomplished it. You've reached the last page, the end of the internet.

I Need Tech Support!

Dr Seuss cat in a hat

Dear Tech Support:  Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to

Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk . . . crash?

New Spell Checker

I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see

Where Can I Buy Toilet Paper?

How's your memory? In March and April 2020 the shortage of toilet paper was real, at least at the time. Could if happen again? What are the best alternatives for toilet paper? What are the top 10 alternatives for toilet paper? Heads Up - None of them involve technology. What do you use for toilet paper when you run out?

The Millennium Bug of New Year's 2000

Speaking of your memory, do you remember all the preparation for the Millennium Bug and the great computer meltdown, as the century rolled over, at midnight, December 31, 1999?; Do you remember the great scare that all computers worldwide would just shut down?  What really happened at the turn of the century on that fateful night?

funny man typing y2k bug

Chia Pet Computer

Well, actually, it's not really a "Chia Pet".  It's more of a, well, sort of, a, well, what is it?

Microsoft and General Motors

Comparing the computer industry with the auto industry:   "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

CREATION:  DOS Version 1.1

c:\let there be light!
ENTER USER ID
c:\God <enter>
PASSWORD
c:\omniscient
PASSWORD INCORRECT TRY AGAIN

Where's the Mouse?

You rely on your mouse.  You use it for all your surfing, click, click, double-click . . . And then you have no mouse.

"They say one of a baby's first non-verbal forms communication is pointing. Clicking must be somewhere just after that."

I Don't Understand My Computer

Do you understand your computer?  Have you ever wondered why you need a CPU, a Central Processing Unit?  And why is a Backup System so critical?

Funny Answering Machines

"Hi. John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."

Last Page of the Internet

Yes, you already visited the End of the Internet. What's this? Well, the simple explanation is that while you were reading the End of the Internet, another was being created. It happens sometimes. Actually, it happens all the time, every second, (every nano-second, repeatedly) minute, hour, hundreds, thousands and millions of web pages are created or updated. In the immortal words of Victor Frankenstein: "It's Alive!"



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