The top ten cat rules.
Yes, let's go with it:
The World's Official Top 10 Cat Rules!
Top Ten Cat Rules
Cat Rule Number 1
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the pillow too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.
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