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Tech
Support for Wife 1.0
Dear
Tech Support:
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into
all other programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker night 4.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5
and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I
am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks,
Joe |
Tech
Support Inc. - 1 Tech Support Plaza - Tech USA
800-FOR-SURE - 888-SAY-WHAT (FAX)
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Dear Joe:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is
mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade
from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0
is merely a “UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT” program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator
to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge
Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden
operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend
7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
end up with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under “Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.”
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also
suggest you read the entire section regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,
regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be
to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the “Esc” key because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the operating system will return to normal. The
system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for
all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1,
Chocolates 5.0, Jewelry 4.0 or RomanticWeekend 1.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install ShortSkirtSecretary
3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is
likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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