Weird Questions Asked of
Librarians:

"Where is the reference desk?" (Asked of the person sitting at a desk
with a hanging sign above it saying: "REFERENCE DESK".
"Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?"
"I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost $
39.95. Do you know which one it was?"
"Can you tell me why so many Civil War battles were fought on National
Park sites?"
"Do you have any books with photographs of Dinosaurs?"
"I need a photocopy of Abraham Lincoln's Birth Certificate."
"Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?"
"I need to find out Ibid's first name for my Bibliography."
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Questions Asked of Librarians