Tough Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.
Tough Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
|Candidate A is:
Franklin D. Roosevelt
|Candidate B is:
|Candidate C is:
And by the way, the answer to Tough Question1, the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it. Makes a person think before judging someone.
Remember amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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