Thoughts About Aging
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age, and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
When you are discouraged about your age, and wish
to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,
they don't recognize you.
If you don't learn to laugh at
trouble, then you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then
you forget to pull up your zipper, then . . . "Oh my goodness! You
forgot to pull your zipper down first!"
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