What is truth? How do you know it's true? Are some things funny and true at the same time? Life is filled with funny truths. Things that happen the way they do. They just "are". As real life is stranger than fiction, so the truth can be a glimse into reality, truth, and be funny too. These must be funny life-truths, you're reading them on the Internet.
Cats are not really lazy, they just have a highly developed skill set to assume comfortable positions at will, whenever people take a moment to notice them.
A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
The Truth: You work five days a week. You shop seven days a week. No wonder your finances often don't work out well by the end of the year.
A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and give them to everyone else.
You may be 62 years of age, but your knees are 81 years old and your back is 68 years old. The good news is your sense of humor is still frequently 14 years old.
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
The depth of the peanut butter jar to get that last bit of peanut butter is inversely proportional to the length of the table knife you use to reach it.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
"You're not getting old, you're getting better" sounds great and is encouraging. The truth however, is you are getting older.
No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.
The measure of a man’s intelligence is inversely proportional to the amount of time he keeps his mouth open.
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