The Average Parent
How do you compare?
The average parent has eaten
their weight in Girl
Scout Cookies.
The average parent has at least 2 pizza delivery companies on their
speed dial.
The average parent has prepared more than 10,000 servings of macaroni
and cheese.
The average parent can produce
from their pocket or purse at least 3 hot wheels, 12 legos, and a
BarbieTM shoe at any given time.
The average parent secretly hopes that whoever thought up 3 months for
summer vacation gets attacked by a pack of marauding wolves.
The average parent knows that a suspiciously sweet, "Mommy, I love you"
means, " I have just decorated your new carpet with all your
make-up." (or even my little brother!)
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