10 Things It
Took Me 50 Years to Learn

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the
same night.
There can be a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
You should never confuse your career with your life.
No matter what happens in life, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Never lick a steak knife.
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
Nobody can give me a clear and compelling reason why we observe
daylight savings time.
A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.
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