Taxes
"I
put all my money into taxes. They're the only thing that's sure
to go up!"
"The Government says we should be proud to be paying taxes.
I think I could be just as proud for about a third of the
money."
"Trying to do your own taxes is like a do-it-yourself
mugging."
"Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you two hundred
dollars, and a 'substantial tax cut' save you two dollars?"
