Who are the Smartest
People in the World?
Who
are the smartest people in the world?
A
doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday
afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane
developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot,
the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute,
yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then he bailed
out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor
grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and
jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people
in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and
jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a
long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of
you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not
to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my
back pack."
Hmmmmmmm
. . .Who are the smartest people in the world? Ba Da Bing!
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