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Quotes from Actual Resumes'

(Well, allegedly "actual")


people in line at a job fair
"Let's meet so you can ooh and aah over my experience."

"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."

"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

"Personal interests: Donating blood. Fourteen dollars so far!"

"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 previous jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job."

"Martial status: Often."

"Children: Various."

"I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."

"References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me."

"Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am, every morning. I could not work under those conditions."



 

 


 

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