"Things
you don't want to hear during surgery"
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone
call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
Wait
a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand
me that . . . uh . . . that uh . . . thingie.
Oops!
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Rats,
there goes the lights again . . .
Ya
know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody
stand back!!! I lost my contact lens!
Could
you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration
off.
What's
this doing here?
That's
cool ! Now can you make his leg twitch?
I
wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well,
folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile,
Schmeril. The floor's clean, right?
Anyone
seen where I left that scalpel?
OK,
now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of
nature.
Nurse,
did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't
worry. I think it's sharp enough.
She's
gonna blow ! Everyone take cover !!!
Rats
! Page 47 of the manual is missing !
FIRE
! FIRE ! Everyone get out !!!
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