"Things you don't want
to hear during surgery"
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the
janitor - we're going to need a mop.
Wait a minute, if this
is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that . . . uh
. . . that uh . . . thingie.
Oops! Hey, has anyone
ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Rats, there goes the
lights again . . .
Things You Don't Want to
Hear During Surgery (cont.)
Ya know, there's big
money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand
back!!! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that
thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
What's this doing here?
That's cool ! Now can
you make his leg twitch?
I wish I hadn't
forgotten my glasses.
Well, folks, this will
be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, Schmeril. The
floor's clean, right?
Things You Don't Want to
Hear During Surgery (cont.)
Anyone seen where I
left that scalpel?
OK, now take a picture
from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this
patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think
it's sharp enough.
She's gonna blow !
Everyone take cover !!!
Rats ! Page 47 of the
manual is missing !
FIRE ! FIRE ! Everyone
get out !!!
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