New
findings in the chemical world
Here are two new elements for the periodic chart of elements:
Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 135 (more or less, usually more)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing
and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very
bitter if not used well.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possess
strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic
food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better
specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing
agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element: MAN Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 (+/- 100)
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent
out of shape when heated. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are
unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can
get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes
explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged periods
of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are
able to produce large quantities on demand.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes
and begins to smell.
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