New
findings in the chemical world
Here are two new elements for the periodic chart of elements:
Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 135 (more or less, usually more)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not
used well.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possess strong
affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when
left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a better specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element: MAN Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 (+/- 100)
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
shape when heated. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find
a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged periods of time. Pretty
basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to
produce large quantities on demand.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.
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