Mid-Life
Mid-Life means that the upper arms
disappear. Instead, people turn into flying squirrels.
Mid-Life is
when you bounce (a lot), but you don't bounce back. It's more like
"splat"!
Mid-Life is
when you go to the doctor and realize you are now so old that you have
to pay someone to look at you naked.
Mid-Life
brings you the wisdom, that "life throws you curves" and you're now
sitting on your biggest ones.
The good news about Mid-Life is the glass is still
half-full. Of course, the bad news is it won't be long before your
teeth are floating in it.
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