Things Kids have Taught
Parents
If you spray hair spray on dust
bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3 – year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words “Uh-oh”, it’s already too
late.
A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock, even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movie.

Play Dough and microwave should
never be used in the same sentence.
VCRs do NOT eject PB &
J sandwiches, even though TV commercials show that they do.
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