Different Hymns for Different Folks

What's your favorite hymn? You know, hymns, those songs with 4 verses, or stanzas if you prefer. And a chorus, or refrain. The ones you know the first two verses, and the last verse, since you never sing the third verse. So, what's your favorite hymn?

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The Dentist's Hymn:......................Crown Him With Many Crowns

The Weatherman's Hymn...........There Shall Be Showers of Blessing

The Contractor's Hymn....................The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn........................Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn........................There is A Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn....................Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist's Hymn...................Open My Eyes That I Might See

The Tax Agent's Hymn.....................I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn........................Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn...................Send the Light

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The Shopper's Hymn.......................Sweet By and By

The Realtor's Hymn............ .I've Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop

The Pilot's Hymn.........................I'll Fly Away

The Paramedic's Hymn.....................Revive Us Again

The Judge's Hymn.........................Almost Persuaded

The Psychiatrist's Hymn..................Just A Little Talk With Jesus

The Architect's Hymn.....................How Firm A Foundation

The Credit Card Telemarketer's Hymn......A Charge To Keep I Have

The Zookeeper's Hymn.....................All Creatures of Our God &King

The Postal Worker's Hymn.................So Send I You



The Waiter's Hymn........................Fill My Cup, Lord

The Gardener's Hymn......................Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming

The Lifeguard's Hymn.....................Rescue the Perishing

The Criminal's Hymn......................Search Me, O God

The Baker's Hymn.....................When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder

The Shoe Repairer's Hymn.................It Is Well With My Soul

The Travel Agent's Hymn..................Anywhere With Jesus

The Geologist's Hymn.....................Rock of Ages

The Hematologist's Hymn.................Are You Washed in the Blood?

The Men's wear Clerk's Hymn................Blest Be the Tie

The Umpire's Hymn........................I Need No Other Argument

The Librarian's Hymn.....................Whispering Hope

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Now, for those who speed on the highway, a few hymns just for you:

70 mph...............God Will Take Care of You

80 mph...............Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

90 mph...............Nearer My God to Thee

100 mph..............Nearer Still Nearer

110 mph..............This World Is Not My Home

120 mph..............Lord, I'm Coming Home

Over 130 mph.........Precious Memories


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