How to Clean Your Toilet With a Cat

"I have to clean my toilet." Is this you today?  Or how about, "I wish there was an easier way to clean my toilets." Well, have you ever thought about asking your cat for help cleaning the toilet? Okay, asking is a bit much, but you'll get the idea. Your cat may thoroughly enjoy cleaning your toilet. Or not.

Cat Toilet Cleaning

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse" for the cat.

wet fornlorn looking kitty cat

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

10. Now you can relax and put your feet up, your work here is done!

Sincerely,

        The Dog

What do cats dream about?

Cats dream about spiders and mice, sparrows and lice.
Cats dream about catnip and fish, food in their dish.
Cats dream about a ball of yarn, birds in the barn.
Cats dream about feathers and toys, strings and noise.
Cats dream about kneading their claws, liking their paws.

sleepy kitty cat

What do Cats have in Common with Other Animals?

What do house cats have in common with tigers?

  1. They both love to sleep all day, waking occasionally to play.
  2. They both find movement of other animals to be facsinating.
  3. They would both sit on your lap if your lap was big enough.

What do house cats have in common with dogs?

  1. They like to eat out of each others food bowls when the other is not looking.
  2. They like to eat out of each others food bowls even when the other is looking.
  3. They both allow you to sleep in your bed with them.

What do house cats have in common with elephants?

  1. They both have a strong affinity with mice.
  2. They both love to play in the water on a hot day   (NOT).
  3. They both have soft fur coats to snuggle up with   (NOT).

What do house cats have in common with canaries?

  1. Cats find canaries fascinating and delicious.  Canaries find cats obnoxious.
  2. Cats and canaries come in a variety of sizes and colors.
  3. Litter and newspapers?

What do house cats have in common with earthworms?

  1. Nocturnal?
  2. Like to play and scratch in the dirt.
  3. Sleep alot.

What do house cats have in common with Genghis Khan?

  1. They both enjoy the spoils of war (spoils of play).
  2. They both have a mean side, using scimitars and claws.
  3. They both think they are in charge of all they survey.

What do house cats have in common with babies?

  1. They both like milk.
  2. They both like milk.
  3. They both like milk.

What do house cats have in common with teenagers?

  1. They both sleep in until noon, or later.
  2. They both ignore instructions from the adults in the house.
  3. They both live an alternate reality, outside the realm of truth.

What do house cats have in common with tulips?

  1. Hey, that's kinda off beat, a cat and a flower?
  2. Okay, they both come in a variety of colors.
  3. And they both offer unusual scents when sniffed.

What do house cats have in common with butterflies?

  1. They both seem to wander aimlessly without clear purpose.
  2. Butterflies can fly. Cats sit up high and dream of flying.
  3. Butterflies stick their noses in flowers. Cats stick their nose in your nose.

What do house cats have in common with smartphones?

  1. They both makes noises at the most inconvenient times.
  2. They both need a complete recharge after too much activity.
  3. They both emerge from a plunge in the toilet a bit worse for wear.




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