What if you could stand next to King David's Mom? What what you hear? What about Jonah or Moses, what would their Mom say to them as kids? Great Bible leaders and personages were once kids of course. Wonder what their life was like at home growing up.
"Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!"
Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!
Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been!
David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!
Solomon! Do your homework or you'll never be able to make wise decisions!
Jacob! You're a young man now. It's time you found a wife or you'll never give me any grandchildren!
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol' furnace!
Joseph! Put your coat on! If you catch a cold you'll stunt your growth and never amount to anything!
Jonah! You will never learn to swim if you don't get over your fear of the water
Ester! Straighten that back and stand up straight! You may have to stand before royalty some day!
Joshua! Be careful with that vase! You might break it!
Moses! What's wrong with the bread? You'd think that's all I feed you every day - bread!
Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes!
James! John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder!
Job! Just wait a minute! Don't you have any patience!
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