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To Everything There is a Season: . A Time to Weep, A Time to Laugh.        Ecclesiastes 3 


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Heard by Bible Mom's

 two camels



"Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!"

Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!

Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been!

David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!

Solomon! Do your homework or you'll never be able to make wise decisions!

Jacob! You're a young man now. It's time you found a wife or you'll never give me any grandchildren!

Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol' furnace!


     

   

 Heard by Bible Mom's (cont.)

    

Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!

Joseph! Put your coat on! If you catch a cold you'll stunt your growth and never amount to anything!

Jonah! You will never learn to swim if you don't get over your fear of the water!

Ester! Straighten that back and stand up straight! You may have to stand before royalty some day!

Joshua! Be careful with that vase! You might break it!

Moses! What's wrong with the bread? You'd think that's all I feed you every day - bread!

Job! Just wait a minute! Don't you have any patience!
 

     

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