Have You Ever Pondered The Mysteries of Life?

What do you ponder when you sit on a hillside, under a big Pin Oak tree on a sunny summer afternoon? We've been shown how peanut butte and chocolate bumped into each other, making that yummy treat in the orange wrapper. What about all those other mysteries in the world?

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Pondering Life's Mystery

"I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes."

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

dandelion and ant

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the width & depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a video camera on their smart phone these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

earth seen from space

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it normal.sixties psychedelic sprial

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

smiling cow cartoon

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."




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