I Need a New Grade, zzz, I Need a New Grade, zzz student sleeping at computer feet on desk

Dear Professor, Please Change My Grade

University: __________________________________________

To: Professor __________________________

From: _________________________________

I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:

____ 1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.

____ 2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

____ 3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:

____ Medical School

____ Graduate School

____ Dental School

____ Tri County Tech

____ The Mickey Mouse Club

____ 4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in: ____________.

____ 5. I'll lose my scholarship.

____ 6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.

____ 7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material.

____ 8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.

____ 9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.

____ 10. You are prejudiced against:

____ Males

____ Jews

____ Blacks

____ Females

____ Catholics

____ Whites

____ Protestants

____ Muslims

____ Minorities

____ Chicanos

____ People

____ Students

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____ 11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

____ 12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:

____ mono

____ broken baby finger

____ acute alcoholism

____ pregnancy

____ fatherhood

____ 13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.

____ 14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

____ 15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

____ 16. The lectures were:

____ too detailed to pick out important points

____ not explained in sufficient detail

____ too boring

____ all jokes and not enough material

____ all of the above

____ 17. This course was:

____ too early, I was not awake

____ at lunchtime, I was hungry

____ too late, I was tired

____ 18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper).

____ 19. Other___________________________________

____ 20. Extra Credit _____________________________

Thank you for your prompt consideration Professor ________________________.

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