When God Created the
Cat
On
the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On
the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to
serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could
labor for the good of the cat.
On
the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat
might or might not play with it.
On
the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat
healthy, and the man broke.
On
the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the
litterbox.
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