When
God Created the Cat
On the
first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the
second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as
potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for
the good of the cat.
On the
fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might
not play with it.
On the
sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy, and
the man broke.
On the
seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.
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