Leave
the copy machine set to reduce 200%, paper, 99 copies.
Specify that your fast food drive through order is "to
go".
Step on the little plastic ketchup packets.
Run you windshield wipers continuously "to keep them
tuned".
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Honk and wave to strangers.
TYPE ONLY IN UPPER CASE.
type only in lower case
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute
traffic.
Point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone
now."
