How to have FUN with
people
Leave the copy machine set to
reduce 200%, paper, 99 copies.
Specify that your fast food drive through order is "to go".
Step on the little plastic ketchup packets.
Run you windshield wipers continuously "to keep them tuned".
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Honk and wave to strangers.
TYPE ONLY IN UPPER CASE.
type only in lower case
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute traffic.
Point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"
"What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
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