Funny
People Sightings:
Anyone at Home in There?
AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
I went inside a national fast food restaurant and ordered 2 ice cream
cones. I was asked if they were for here or to go and said 'What
difference does it make?' The girl behind the counter said 'I can't let
you have them if you don't answer my question'. I said 'One is for here
and one is to go'. I then paid for the 2 cones and left.
AT A CORPORATE TRAINING SESSION:
An actual tip from page 16 of the 'Environmental, Health &
Safety Handbook for Employees: 'Blink your eyelids periodically to
lubricate your eyes.'
AT A MALL RETAIL STORE:
I was signing the receipt
for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never
signed my name on the back of the credit card. He informed me that he
could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I
asked why, he explained that it was necessary to compare the signature
on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So
I signed the credit card in front of him. He carefully compared that
signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it,
they matched.
AT THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT OFFICE:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars
and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
SPECIAL SIGHTINGS (These folks needs some
help)
SIGHTING #1:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine,
when he asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
signals to blind people when the light is red. He responded, appalled,
'What on earth are blind people doing driving?'
SIGHTING #2:
Recognize anyone here? At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker
who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,' our manager spoke up
and said, 'This is fun. We should have lunch like this more often!' Not
another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring
into the headlights of an approaching Mack truck.
SIGHTING #3:
I worked with an Individual who plugged his power strip back into
itself and for the life of him could not understand why his system
would not turn on.
SIGHTING #4:
When we arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were
told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. 'Hey,'
I announced to the technician, 'It's open!' 'I know,' answered the
young man.- 'I already got that side.'
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