Fun
Things to Do in the Office:
Photocopy
things around the office, such as lamps, potted plants,
staplers, etc. If someone asks about it, just say, "You
never can be too careful."
Stare into someone's cubicle and pretend to be hypnotized by
their screensaver.
Give a secretary a copy of "Hamlet" and ask them to
proofread it for you.
Use a hole punch to make holes in all your outgoing mail.
Explain that the holes make it more aerodynamic.
Bring a TV remote control to the office and try to "change
the channel" on people's computers. When it doesn't work,
mumble something about it being too cheap, and you should have
gotten the deluxe model.
Walk into people's office, taking a careful look around. Talk
into your shirt, saying, "No sign of him yet, Chief."
Proudly show everyone your new calculator and hand out cigars.
Tell them you computer just had a baby.
