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To
Everything There is a Season: . A Time to Weep, A Time to
Laugh.
Ecclesiastes 3
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Fun Things to Do in the
Office:
 Photocopy
things around the office, such as lamps, potted plants, staplers, etc.
If someone asks about it, just say, "You never can be too careful."
Stare into someone's cubicle and pretend to be hypnotized by their
screensaver.
Give a secretary a copy of "Hamlet" and ask them to proofread it for
you.
Use a hole punch to make holes in all your outgoing mail. Explain that
the holes make it more aerodynamic.
Bring a TV remote control to the office and try to "change the channel"
on people's computers. When it doesn't work, mumble something about it
being too cheap, and you should have gotten the deluxe model.
Walk into people's office, taking a careful look around. Talk into your
shirt, saying, "No sign of him yet, Chief."
Proudly show everyone your new calculator and hand out cigars. Tell
them you computer just had a baby.
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Things to Do in the Office
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