Entering Into Heaven
Three men died on Christmas Eve and
were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates entering into Heaven.
"In honor of this Holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each offer
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a Christmas candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The
second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're Christmas bells."
Saint
Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The
third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's glasses.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "It's like the Christmas songs, they're Carol's".
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