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To
Everything There is a Season: . A Time to Weep, A Time to
Laugh.
Ecclesiastes 3
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Duck Hunting on Ice
 This is from a radio program, a
true report of an incident in Michigan: (at least as the story is told
- could be anywhere that Ice Fishing is popular)
A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 and has $560
monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and
of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on
the lake with the guns, the dog, and of course the new
vehicle.
They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make
some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the
decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like
something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it is going to
take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. So, out of the back
of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40- second
fuse.
Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they
want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from
where they are standing (and the new Navigator), because they don't
want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the
burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast. They
light
the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember a couple of
paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns, and the dog?
Duck Hunting on
Ice (cont.)
Let's talk about the dog: A
highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown
by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy
speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning
40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice.
The two men yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what to do
now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs
the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with # 8
buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a
moment, slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and this time
the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course
terrified, thinking
these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover,
under the brand new Navigator.
----BOOM!----
Dog and Navigator are blown to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake
in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with this
"I can't believe this happened" look on their faces. The insurance
company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of
explosives is not covered. He still had yet to make the first of those
$560 a month payments!!
And you
thought your day was not going well?
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Hunting on Ice
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