Dr. Seuss Explains
Why Computers Sometimes
Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes
your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to
report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash; and your data is
corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless
and your system's gonna crash!
Dr.
Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash (cont).
If the label on the cable on the table at your
house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but
your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly
rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted
by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy
as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cuz
sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to
flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the
computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
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Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
