Dr.
Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has
an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash; and your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, Then your
situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on
the cable on the table at your house, says the network is
connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to
tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the
printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the
side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy
as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and
the macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll
have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
