God's Creation - DOS Version 1.1

What if God's Creation began with DOS Version 1.1? Do you remember Dos?  Microsoft Disk Operating System?  "C" colon backslash.  (C:/).  Image how God might have created the earth using DOS commands and editing on His PC. In the beginning, there was the PC.   Then God said:

earth seen from space



God Created . . .

c:\let there be light!
ENTER USER ID


c:\God <enter>
PASSWORD


c:\omniscient
PASSWORD INCORRECT TRY AGAIN


c:\omnipotent
PASSWORD INCORRECT TRY AGAIN


c:\technocrat
*And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.


c:\let there be light!
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND TRY AGAIN


c:\create light
DONE


c:\run heaven and earth
*And God created Day and Night and saw there were 0 errors.
*And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.


*And God Logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
c:\let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND TRY AGAIN


DOS Windows Error Message Screenshot


c:\create firmament
DONE


c:\run firmament
*And God divided the waters and saw there were 0 errors.
*And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.


*And God Logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
c:\let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place andlet the dry land appear and...
TOO MANY CHARACTERS IN SPECIFICATION STRING TRY AGAIN


c:\create dry_land
DONE


c:\run firmament
*And God divided the waters and created the land.
*And God saw there were 0 errors.
*And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.


*And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
c:\create lights in the firmament to divide day from night
UNSPECIFIED TYPE TRY AGAIN


c:\create sun_moon_stars
DONE


c:\run sun_moon_stars
*And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled the dayand the moon and stars ruled the night.
*And God saw there were 0 errors.
*And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.


*And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
c:\create fish
DONE


c:\create fowl
DONE


c:\run fish, fowl
*And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature thatcreepeth where with the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind.
*And God saw there were 0 errors.
*And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.



God Continues His Creation

DOS Windows Error Message Screenshot


*And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
c:\create cattle
DONE


c:\create creepy_things
DONE
c:\now let us make man in our image
UNSPECIFIED TYPE TRY AGAIN


c:\create man
DONE
c:\be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
TOO MANY COMMAND OPERANDS TRY AGAIN


c:\run multiplication
EXECUTION TERMINATED 6 ERRORS
 

 
c:\insert breath
DONE
c:\run multiplication
EXECUTION TERMINATED 5 ERRORS


c:\move man to Garden of Eden
FILE DOES NOT EXIST


c:\create file: Garden.edn
DONE


c:\move man to Garden.edn
DONE


c:\run multiplication
EXECUTION TERMINATED 4 ERRORS


c:\copy woman from man
DONE


c:\run multiplication
EXECUTION TERMINATED 2 ERRORS


c:\create desire
DONE


c:\run multiplication
*And God saw man & woman being fruitful and multiplying
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN 1 ERRORS


c:\create freewill
DONE


c:\run freewill
*And God saw man & woman being fruitful and multiplying WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN 1 ERRORS


c:\undo desire
DESIRE CAN NOT BE UNDONE AFTER FREEWILL IS CREATED


c:\delete freewill
FREEWILL IS A READ ONLY FILE AND CAN NOT BE DELETED
ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP


c:\help
DESIRE CAN NOT BE UNDONE AFTER FREEWILL IS CREATED
FREEWILL IS A READ ONLY FILE AND CAN NOT BE DELETED
ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP


c:\create tree_of_knowledge_of_Good_and_Evil
*And God saw man & woman being fruitful and multiplying WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN 1 ERRORS
WARNING: VIRUS IN FILE: GARDEN.EDN
WARNING: EVIL.EXE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
WARNING: FILE MAN HAS BEEN CORRUPTED!!!
WARNING: NEW FILE SHAME.EXE HAS BEEN FOUND
WARNING: SYSTEM ERROR IN SECTOR E95. MAN AND WOMAN NOT FOUND IN FILE GARDEN.EDN 1 ERRORS


c:\scan Garden.edn for man, woman
SEARCH FAILED


c:\delete shame
SHAME CANNOT BE DELETED ONCE EVIL IS ACTIVATED


 
c:\delete freewill
FREEWILL IS A READ ONLY FILE AND CAN NOT BE DELETED
ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP


c:\stop
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND TRY AGAIN
c:\break
c:\break
c:\break
ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES PLEASE LOG OFF


c:\create new world
YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR ALLOCATED FILE SPACE YOU MUST DESTROY OLD FILES BEFORE NEW ONES CAN BE CREATED


c:\run JESUS/anti-virus program.exe
RESULTS OF VIRUS SCAN: ONLY PARTS OF FILE NAMED MAN WERE SAVED


DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE


c:\save results
COMPLETED


c:\destroy earth
DESTROY EARTH: PLEASE CONFIRM


c:\destroy earth confirmed
COMPUTER DOWN SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM YOU MUST LOG OFF NOW


*And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Fri. March 6.

 *On March 8th, God created the MacIntosh.


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