Best
Excuses if your get caught sleeping
at work:
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." . . . "This is just
a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that more
. . .
Do you
need a new
Manager at work? If so, simply send a copy of this letter to
six other departments who are tired of their managers. Then bundle up
more
. . .
First day
on the job, the boss asks you to write down your list of hobbies,
because he wants to more
. . .
Revised
Corporate
Travel Policy: Due to
rising expenses and budget constraints, the following corporate
policies are being implemented immediately for all employees traveling
on company more
. . .
The
following short quiz consists of 4 questions and (allegedly) tells
whether you are truly ready for 'management'.
1. How
do you put a giraffe into
more
. . .
Resumes:
"I was
working for my mom until she decided to move." "I have an
excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
"Personal more
. . .
Photocopy
things around the office,
such as lamps, potted plants, staplers, etc. If someone asks about it,
just say, "You never can be too careful."
Stare into someone's cubicle and pretend more
. . .
More
Work Place Humor
An old,
bearded shepherd with a crooked staff
walked up to a stone pulpit and said, “And lo, it came to pass that the
trader by the name of Abraham.Com
did take unto himself a young wife by
the name of Dot.” And Dot Com was a comely more
. . .
"The
Government says we should be proud to be paying taxes.
I think I could be just as proud for about a third of the money."
more
. . .
Here's
the final word on dieting
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies. The Japanese more
. . .
Employee
Handbook:
SURGERY.
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you
need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We
hired you intact. To have something removed more
. . .
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