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To Everything There is a Season: . A Time to Weep, A Time to Laugh.        Ecclesiastes 3 


 


   
 
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    1 x 8 + 1 = 9
    12 x 8 + 2 = 98
    123 x 8 + 3 = 987
    1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
    12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
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One of my teachers had each one of us bring a clear plastic bag and a sack of potatoes.  For every person we'd refuse to forgive in our life, we were told to choose a potato, write on it the name and date, and put it in the plastic bag.  Some of our bags, as you can imagine,  more . . .

 

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~Author Unknown.  What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ~ Gene Perret.  Grandmothers  more . . .

 

One day, I decided to quit. I wanted to quit my job, to quit my relationships, to quit my spirituality; I even wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God," I said, "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"  His answer surprised me. "Look around," He said, "do you see the fern and the bamboo?  more . . .

 

 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd."  more . . .

   

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, were talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now retired.  During their visit the conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in their work and lives.  Offering his guests coffee,  more . . .

   

When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, or to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you  more . . .Girl reaching

 

The government recently calculated the cost of raising child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock. That doesn't even touch college tuition.  For those with kids, that figure  more . . .

     

   

Consumed by my loss, I didn’t notice the hardness of the pew where I sat. I was at the funeral of my dearest friend - my mother. She finally had lost her long battle with cancer. The hurt was so intense, I found it hard to breathe at times.  Always supportive, Mother clapped loudest  more . . .

   
   

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I want to thank you, Lord for being with me so far this day.  With your help I haven't been impatient, lost my temper, been grumpy,  more . . .

   

Plant a Daily Living Garden.  Plant Three Rows of Peas:

  1. Peace of Mind
  2. Peace of Heart
  3. Peace of Soul
  • Plant Four Rows  more . . .

  A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When class began, wordlessly he picked up a large, empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks right to the top  more . . .

   

The Dentist's Hymn:......................Crown Him With Many CrownsThe Weatherman's Hymn...........There Shall Be Showers of Blessing. The Contractor's Hymn..  more . . .

   

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway. It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.  He invited all his  more . . .

 

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"My Uncle told me with age comes wisdom . . . . . which may explain the lack of elder bungee jumpers."  more . . .

   

Name the five wealthiest people in the world.  Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.  Name the last five  more . . .

   

Before you beg for more vacation time, ask yourself a few questions, "Do you honor the Sabbath?" God has already given you 52 days of time off that equates to seven weeks. "Are your expectations   more . . .


     

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Too
many
people
are
thinking
of
security
instead
of
opportunity


They
seem
to be
more
afraid
of
life
than
death


~ James
F.
Bymes

 
 




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