Have
you pondered about
life? I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned
that
most people die of natural causes. Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyway. more
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The
Law of Mechanical Repair: When working under your car, after your
hands become coated with grease, your nose will itch, and you'll have
the sudden urge more
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To clean
your toilet, put both lids of the toilet
up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in
the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the more
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If you
throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it OK to use the more
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Please excuse
Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please excuse John being absent more
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Auto
Repair Service newspaper
ad: Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go
anywhere again. Our experienced Mom more
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I think
my grade in your course,___________________, should be changed
from ______ to _______ for the following reasons: The persons
who copied my paperprobably
shouldn't be out more
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To make
things easier for all of us please notice this Important Notice About Notices.
You may not have noticed the increased amount of notices for
you to notice. We notice that some of our notices have been more
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Have you learned to relax?
Here's a relaxing idea: more
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More
Hmmm . . . Wonder ?
"Hello,
and welcome to the
Mental
Health Hotline."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please more
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A
careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time
to buy anything is last year. A perfectionist is one who
takes great pains, and more
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One
Sunday morning, the
preacher noticed little Billy was staring up at the plaque
that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names and
small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The
seven-year-old had been staring more
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A woman
goes into a large retail chain store to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't
know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the
register. There is an "associate" standing there with dark
shades on. She says more
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The English
Language! "The bandage was wound around the wound."
"The farm was used to produce produce!" "The dump
was
more
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I
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID
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