On the
first day, God
created the dog and said: "Sit all
day by the door of your
house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
give you
more
. . .
If Noah
had lived in the United States in the year 2000 the story may have gone
something like this: And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, In
one year more
. . .
*In
the beginning, there was the PC.
Then God said:
c:\let
there be light!
ENTER USER ID
c:\God
<enter>
PASSWORD
more
. . .
From Bible
Moms:
"Noah!
No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!"
Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home more
. . .
Mr.
Johnson, a businessman from Utah, went on a business trip to
California. He promptly sent an email
back home to his wife, Teresa.
Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter and more
. . .
More
of God's Sense of Humor
A
pastor went out one Saturday afternoon to visit
his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home,
but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several
times. Finally, the preacher more
. . .
A kitten climbed
up a tree, and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered
warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy
enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his
car and drove away more
. . .
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