SEMPER FI
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was no God.
He
said, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by. He kept
taunting God, saying, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting."
He got
down to the last couple of minutes as a big 240-pound Christian Marine
happened to walk by the door on his way to a school recruiting meeting.
He stopped and listened to what the professor said.
The Marine walked into the classroom and in the last minute, hit the professor full force, sending him flying off the platform.
The professor got up, obviously shaken, and said, "Where did you come from, and why did you do that?"
The Marine replied, "God has more important matters to attend to, so He sent me!"
From Bible
Moms:
"Noah!
No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!"
Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home more
. . .
Mr.
Johnson, a businessman from Utah, went on a business trip to
California. He promptly sent an email
back home to his wife, Teresa.
Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter and more
. . .
On
a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer
arrived at the village church. The pastor said, 'Well, I guess we won't
have a service today.' The farmer replied: 'Pastor, even if only one
cow shows up at feeding time, I feed it.'
More
of God's Sense of Humor
A
pastor went out one Saturday afternoon to visit
his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home,
but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several
times. Finally, the preacher more
. . .
A kitten climbed
up a tree, and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered
warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy
enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his
car and drove away more
. . .
The
boy listened closely as the rabbi read the Bible. 'May I ask a
question?' he asked. 'Sure. Go ahead. Ask your question,' replied the
rabbi. 'Well, the Bible says that the children of Israel crossed the
Red Sea-the children of Israel built the temple-the children of Israel
did this and the children of Israel did that. Didn't the grown-ups ever
do anything?'
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