Funny
Animals & Pics
An
older, tired-looking
dog
wandered into my yard; I could
tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and
was more
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You know, sometimes it's hard to tell just what an animal may eat. Of course, when an alligator goes hog hunting it's best to just leave him alone. Like this fellow here, he seems to more
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Perhaps
it's good cats have 9 lives. You know, when you get a dog
wet, you still have a dog. But wet
kitties, looks
more like ALIENS. more
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Dear
Beloved Pets: The dishes with the paw print are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and
food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do
I find that aesthetically pleasing more
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Why
are dinosaurs extinct?
They all died. They couldn't make rice.
They just all couldn't get along. No caffeine or
more
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On the first day of creation, God
created the cat. On the second day, God created man
to serve the cat. On the third day more
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Top 10 Cat
Rules: The cat is not allowed in the house.
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the
furniture. The cat more
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Doggy
Dictionary. LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar,
enabling you to lead your
person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white
bedspread in more
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Grasp cat firmly in your
arms to get started, as you read: how
to give a cat a pill. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as
if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice
kitty." Drop the pill in its mouth. Retrieve cat from top of
lamp & pill from under sofa. more
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Classic
Singing Dog. Can a dog sing? Can a dog
sing, on-key? Can
a dog play the piano? more
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Funny
Animals & Pics
"Hot Dog"
Dogs. Well, you get the idea. Every wonder how
these dogs feel about these pictures? Dressing up for the
camera? Wearing whatever suits their owners?
A more
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A
classic example of innocence! The Cat
and the Flying Mouse.
It's
a great picture! Eat
Mor Chikin. Despite their presence on websites
around the world, our friends, th funny cows, are actually advertising
genius from from the Chick-fil-A restaurant group.
more
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You rely on your computer
mouse. You use it for all your surfing, click,
click, double-click . . . And then you have no mouse. more
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Rodger Degagne, a former employee with AECL (Atomic
Energy...) in Chalk River, may be embarking on a new career as Feline
Breeder.
Relaxing in his spacious home on the shores of the Ottawa River,
more
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If a dog
was your teacher, you would learn: When loved ones
come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the
opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of
fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. more
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