"Hi.
John's answering
machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of
these magnets." more
. . .
Do you
remember all the preparation for the Millenniumn
Bug and the great computer meltdown, as the century rolled
over, at midnight, December 31, 1999? more
. .
Dear
Tech
Support: Last year I upgraded from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No
mention more
. . .
CREATION: DOS
Version 1.1
c:\let there be light!
ENTER USER ID
c:\God <enter>
PASSWORD
c:\omniscient
PASSWORD INCORRECT TRY AGAIN more
. . .
Press
Any Key. You've been typing along as usual, when
your computer locks up. It's time to reboot.
Again. For the fourth time today. You're
frustrated, more
. . .
I
have a spelling
checker
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
more
. . .
Dr. Seuss
Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the
memory makes your floppy disk more
. . .
More
Funny Computers & Technology
Well, actually, it's not really a "Chia Pet".
It's more of a, well, sort of, a more
. . .
Do you understand
your computer? Have you ever wondered why you need
a CPU, a Central Processing Unit? And why is a Backup System
so critical? And what's the more
. . .
Comparing the computer
industry with the auto industry:
"If GM had kept up with the technology like the
computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got
1,000 miles to the gallon." more
. . .
You rely on your
mouse. You use it for all your surfing, click,
click, double-click . . . And then you have no mouse. It's
not just more
. . .
"They say one of a
baby's first non-verbal forms communication is pointing. Clicking must
be somewhere just after that."
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