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"Hi. John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."  more . . .

   

Do you remember all the preparation for the Millenniumn Bug and the great computer meltdown, as the century rolled over, at midnight, December 31, 1999?  more . .

   

Dear Tech Support:  Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention  more . . . 

   

CREATION:  DOS Version 1.1

c:\let there be light!
ENTER USER ID

c:\God <enter>
PASSWORD

c:\omniscient
PASSWORD INCORRECT TRY AGAIN  
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Press Any Key.  You've been typing along as usual, when your computer locks up.  It's time to reboot.  Again.  For the fourth time today.  You're frustrated, more . . .

   

 I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot see.
  
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Dr. Seuss Grinch

Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash:  If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk  more . . .

   

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Well, actually, it's not really a "Chia Pet".  It's more of a, well, sort of, a  more . . .

     

Do you understand your computer?  Have you ever wondered why you need a CPU, a Central Processing Unit?  And why is a Backup System so critical?  And what's the  more . . .

     

Comparing the computer industry with the auto industry:   "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."  more . . .

 

You rely on your mouse.  You use it for all your surfing, click, click, double-click . . . And then you have no mouse.  It's not just  more . . .

   

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