Aging
Gracefully
& Enjoying Life
10
Things it Took me 50 Years to learn. Never take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on the same night. There can be a fine
line between "hobby" and "mental more
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Here's
a beautiful message about growing old. Growing old. That's right. It
has something to do with growing old. And it is really beautiful. more
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Eventually
you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age, and start bragging about it. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
waiting in line for. more
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A
minister determined a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his
Sunday sermon. Four
worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of more
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Once
you've learned to correctly pronounce every word in the following poem,
you will be speaking
English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the
world. If you find it tough going, do not despair, you are not more
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Isn't
Chinese food super! Especially oriental noodles, pea pods,
bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, broccoli and beef, sweet and sour
chicken, and everyone's favorite: Moo-Shoe
Pork more
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The
Cat's
in the Kettle at the Peking Moon
Did you
ever think when you eat Chinese,
It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat siamese,
Yet the food tastes great, so ya don't complain,
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork,
But Garfield's on my fork,
He's purrin here on my fork... more
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Aging Gracefully & Enjoying Life
After
much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh
had many relatives. Among them were:
- His
dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
- The
brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
- The
brother who worked more
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Danger.
Don't drink and fly! more
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Veteren
Pillsbury spokesman Pop N
Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent
years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth,
the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and more
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