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Reasons Dinosaurs Became Extinct:
They all died.
They couldn't make rice.
They just all couldn't get along.
No caffeine or sugar.
Didn't know how to say "SEGA!"
Didn't have Air Conditioning for those hot and humid days.
Couldn't find their MTV.
The earth said, "pull my finger."
Didn't have sun tan lotion.
They were abducted by aliens.
Those rotten tar pits.
Decided to look for the Wizard of Oz to get a bigger brain.
We're killed off secretly by the C.I.A.
Because of their lack of a mutigenic gene and the change in
environment. They were forced into extinction by the fact they
could not adapt to the harsh changes brought about to their
environment.
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